|President Bush was invited to address a major gathering of the American
Indian Nation last weekend in Arizona. He spoke for almost an hour on
his future plans for increasing every Native American's standard of living.
He referred to his career as Governor of Texas, how he had signed "YES"
1,237 times - for every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval.
Although the President was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed
most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his "red brothers".
At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the President with
a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The proud
President then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.
A news reporter later inquired of the group of chiefs about how they came
to select the new name given to the President. They explained that Walking
Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.