Sept 2007 - President Bushs daughter Jenna Bush
is engaged to be married, but no date has been set for the wedding.
Hes against any kind of timetable.
Sept 2007 - President Bush announced he plans to help out
homeowners in this mortgage-lending crisis thing thats going on.
He said millions of people could lose their house, and you know, he
knows what hes talking about. Last November he lost a house and
Sept 2007 - Bush is upset, very upset that the Iraqi parliament
has failed any major legislation since taking office. I guess, of course,
on the other hand, it made him feel right at home.
Sept 2007 - Scientists in Russia have announced they will
send a man to the moon by the year 2025. A defiant President Bush said
today, Not if we get there first!
May 2007 - Jimmy Carter called Bush and his administration the
worst in history. As you know, President Bush's approval numbers have
dropped as low as 28%. That's the lowest for any president since ...
Jimmy Carter. So, I guess he knows what he's talking about.
May 2007 - It's been a rough week for President Bush. He was
caught driving by reporters not wearing his seatbelt. He was down on
the ranch driving around without a seatbelt on. His aide said he just
refuses to buckle up. Bill Clinton had the exact same problem.
July 2005 - The White House announced President Bush is on the
last page of the Harry Potter book. So, apparently, he's reading it
July 2005 - President Bush welcomed the prime minster of India
to the White House today. Bush said, "While you're here, can you
look at my computer for a second?"
July 2005 - Karl Rove was under fire again today. This time for
leaking the plot of the new Harry Potter book to U.S. President Bush.
July 2005 - One of the big problems in Iraq right now is agreeing
on a constitution. They should do what the Bush administration does:
Have a constitution, but just dont use it.
July 2005 - Happy Birthday to U.S. President Bush, hes
59. If you havent gotten him a birthday gift yet, I know hes
still looking for an exit strategy for Iraq.
July 2005 - U.S. President Bush met with Palestinian president
Abbas. There was one embarrassing moment when he said to Abbas, I
love your hit, Dancing Queen.
President Bush said he was anxious to see the film though he was a little
upset when he heard it was in Aramaic and Latin. Bush said "Why
make a movie only Arabs and Latinos would understand?"
According to a new poll, if the election were held today both John Kerry
and John Edwards would beat George Bush by double-digit margins. In
fact, the White House is so worried they're thinking about moving the
capture of Osama bin Laden up to next month.
President Bush is now focusing on jobs. I think the one job he's focusing
most on ... his own.
Some sad news, President Bush's lap dog passed away. I didn't know
Tony Blair was sick. I was shocked.
President Bush was on Meet The Press Sunday, a lot of his White House
staffers thought it was a bad idea
him going on Jeopardy"
He didn't seem very
actually there was a reason he wasn't prepared, see
Bush thought he was just gonna to meet the press, he didn't know there
was gonna be questions
.There was one kind of embarrassing moment
where President Bush was asked if he was ever AWOL?" and he said
"No no no I have Earthlink
we use Earthlink, can't get AOL"
The Bush administration says it will file a brief with the Supreme
Court over the University of Michigan's affirmative action policy, saying
it's wrong to determine acceptance based on race. Bush said acceptance
should be based on fair things like what private school you went to,
who's your dad, how much money you gave to the alumni fund."
"President Bush has declared Sunday to be National Sanctity of
Human Life Day. He said we have to protect the weak, the imperfect and
the unwanted. But first, we have to give tax cuts to the rich."
This Sunday, President Bush will be at the Daytona 500 for the start
of NASCAR season. President Bush is a big fan of NASCAR. Bush says if
it weren't for NASCAR, man never would have stepped foot on the moon.
Finally, somebody said, "Uh, sir ... that's NASA."
A Newsweek poll said if the election were held today, John Kerry would
beat Bush 49 percent to 46 percent. And today, President Bush called
Newsweek magazine a threat to world peace." -
Today President Bush said he was "troubled" by gay people
getting married in San Francisco. He said on important issues like this,
the people should make the decision, not judges - unless of course we're
choosing a president, then he prefers judges
I was watching TV last night and I saw an interesting documentary on
TV last night about the ninja - you know, the Japanese soldiers. According
to the legend, the ninjas were warriors who could make themselves invisible
whenever we fought in a war. You know, kinda like George Bush in the
In his annual economic report to Congress President Bush said that the
transfer of American jobs overseas is actually part of a positive transformation
that will enrich the U.S. economy over time. So basically, losing your
job to someone else can be a good thing - of course we'll see how he
feels about that in November.
Happy President's Day everybody! Today of course is the day we honor
our presidents. We honor Bill Clinton by having a mattress sale, and
most people don't have to work today, we honor George Bush
Earlier today President Bush spent some time with National Guard troops
in Louisiana. When Bush arrived, the commanding officer said, "You're
a little late."
A retired Alabama National Guard commander says he remembers President
Bush showing up there for duty back in the seventies. He says Bush used
to come into his office and read. However, payment records released
by the White House suggest that was not President Bush. Hey, the fact
the guy was reading I think suggests it wasn't president bush.
Yesterday President Bush stopped off at a bass pro fishing store to
pick up a fishing reel, some line and some rubber worms. He's going
to disappear and go fishing. So he must think he's back in the National
Does this bother a lot of people? Who cares if Bush did his job in the
National Guard 30 years ago - I'm more frightened about the job he's
Today in the L.A. Times, one critic wrote that the problem with John
Kerry is "he looks like he thinks too much." Well, you won't
hear anyone accusing President Bush of that.