An Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced
that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have
him looking for work in six weeks."
A German doctor says "That is nothing, we can take a lung out
of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four
A Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so advanced
that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another,
and have them both looking for work in two weeks."
The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys are way behind,
we recently took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White
House for four years, and now half the country is looking for work."