Ralph Nader, Al Gore and George W. Bush go to a fitness spa for some
fun. After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decide to visit the
men's room and they find a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance
"Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newest
feature: a mirror that, if you look into it and say something truthful,
you will be rewarded with your wish. But, be warned, for if you say
something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void
of nothingness for all eternity!"
The men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Ralph Nader steps
up and says, "I think I'm the most truthful of us three" and
he suddenly finds the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.
Al Gore steps up and says "I think I'm the most ambitious of us
three" and in an instant he was surrounded by a pile of money to
fund his Presidential Campaign.
Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, George W. Bush
looks into the mirror and says, "I think --", and is promptly
sucked into the mirror.