Dubya wanted to order a care packages for his daughter away at college. The receptionist told Dubya that she would have them delivered to her office right away.

"Where does she live?" asked the operator.

Dubya replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."

The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"

There was a long pause and finally Dubya said, "How 'bout you deliver it to Oak Street and I'll let her pick it up there?"