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George W. Bush Jokes > Quotes 2001

A look at some of the President's more interesting and sometimes hilarious quotes in 2001:

"I mean, these good folks are revolutionizing how businesses conduct their business. And, like them, I am very optimistic about our position in the world and about its influence on the United States. We're concerned about the short-term economic news, but long-term I'm optimistic. And so, I hope investors, you know-secondly, I hope investors hold investments for periods of time-that I've always found the best investments are those that you salt away based on economics."
- Austin, Texas, January 4, 2001

"I would have to ask the questioner. I haven't had a chance to ask the questioners the question they've been questioning. On the other hand, I firmly believe she'll be a fine secretary of labor. And I've got confidence in Linda Chavez. She is a-she'll bring an interesting perspective to the Labor Department."
- Austin, Texas, January 8, 2001

"I want it to be said that the Bush administration was a results-oriented administration, because I believe the results of focusing our attention and energy on teaching children to read and having an education system that's responsive to the child and to the parents, as opposed to mired in a system that refuses to change, will make America what we want it to be-a literate country and a hopefuller country."
- Washington, D.C., January 11, 2001

"Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment."
- Interview with the New York Times, January 14, 2001

"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants."
- Interview with the New York Times, January 14, 2001

"If he's-the inference is that somehow he thinks slavery is a-is a noble institution I would-I would strongly reject that assumption-that John Ashcroft is a open-minded, inclusive person."
- NBC Nightly News With Tom Brokaw, January 14, 2001

"Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to-I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinking through that."
- Pre-inaugural interview with U.S. News & World Report, January 22, 2001 issue

"My pro-life position is I believe there's life. It's not necessarily based in religion. I think there's a life there, therefore the notion of life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness."
- Quoted in the San Francisco Chronicle, January 23, 2001

"I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well."
- Washington, D.C., January 29, 2001

"I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make a fine labor secretary. From what I've read in the press accounts, she's perfectly qualified."
- on Linda Chavez, January 2001

"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.''
- February 21, 2001

"I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically."
- Radio-Television Correspondents Association dinner, Washington, D.C., March 29, 2001

"It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce."
- Quebec City, Canada, April 21, 2001

"There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead."
- May 11, 2001

"Our nation must come together to unite."
- June 4, 2001

"The White House is in Washington D.C. It's up East"
- Speaking with Elementary School students, Crawford, Texas, August 23, 2001

 


       
     
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